Royal Wedding For Dummies

• A brief biography of the "happy" couple (if you can call them that) maybe now,but look at Chuck & Di
• Royal wedding fact sheets featuring in-depth explanations of the customs, rules of etiquette(from the Queen of course), and history on display during the events
• An inside look at Westminster Abbey - the building, the history, and the weddings Along with a list of  the sober preist that have done services there
• A lively account of royal weddings of the past (Go back to Chuck & Di) - with a score card ranking the ultimate results (not unlike something you would see on ESPN) - including a look at other royal/commoner romances. Doies Non Blood mix,again I go back to Chuck & Di
• "Where did they go?" ( who cares) Royal honeymoons of the past.With all that money where does one GO.
• A "Know Your Heads of State and Hangers-Ons" section perfect for figuring out who's at the events. You know what Obama looks like. All the people with bad teeth are  English
• A guide to planning and holding a street party that will bring back memories from the past,like we need to keep reliving itand if anyone has one on my street,I'll call the guys that took care of Diana...GOT IT
• A recipe section with great takes on traditional British fare perfect for a party. Getting Drunk the cheap wa. How to have a party with fish and chips.
• Royal trivia sure to tax the talents of young and old alik, No this is not a joke.

An "If you're going" guide featuring

• The best places to get a glimpse of the revelry in person...Yep sure if you are going,why are you reading my blog
• Great places to grab a pint (of warm beer) or glass of wine and soak in the atmosphere and cry for the sad bastards. She is a virgin, right.
• Tips on getting around London easily and safely on the big day. Big Tip for this,watch it on the TV